Fifty's Just a Number

Fifty's just a number, though a scary one it's true;

But fifty's just a number for a nifty chick like you.

Forty-nine's a gold rush with a celebrated history,

And fifty-one's an Area of interstellar mystery.

But fifty's in between ' em, just a milestone on the way

From far too young and flighty, to way too old and gray!

Yes fifty's in the middle, and just right I dare to say

The answer to the riddle of what's best in every way.

And you're the finest fifty I could ever hope to meet,

So thanks for being with me as we stroll toward Sixty Street!